Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for miracle cures. How do I filter all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame offers for things I don't even need. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself get more info warned.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You think you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Spammy Texts
- I don't care
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.